You know how toddlers will sometimes act as outrageously as they can in public because they know that they’ll draw the attention of SOMEONE in the crowd who will laugh and egg them on? Even if you, the parent, want to throttle them for their hideous behavior and even if they know they are being absurd, approaching that hysteria that accompanies the hour before an overdue nap, the gorked up 2 1/2 year old will perform like an organ grinder’s monkey to the lowest common denominator in the crowd gleefully flinging shiny coins in the child’s direction in the hopes of instigating a mini riot – WHEEE such fun to watch.
Yeah. Two words.
Charlie. Sheen.






