Memory Meals

I never have an answer when someone asks me what my favorite food is.  There are certainly things I love to eat, but I am hard pressed to say what my absolute favorite is.   I like to go out to eat, but not necessarily to the big time, big name expensive restaurants.   I do remember distinctly, growing up, a few special meals.  There were meals that signified certain occasions or events or even just represented a celebratory mood.  There was crown roast – big event, usually a holiday.  A French restaurant in the city – not usually for any occasion but a family affair, time to act like a respectable human being.  Fancy brunch in a hotel – special occasion or celebration.  And then there was fondue.  At home, not usually for any particular reason, but it certainly didn’t happen on just any old Tuesday, maybe it was over a holiday break or extended vacation period at home. 

My son eats anything.  Sushi?  Why not!  Indian food – sure.  Hey, want to try some octopus?  Abso-lutely.

My daughter.  Not so much.  Food can’t be touching and must be being in color. Possibly yellow.  Occasionally orange.  If it’s a month with a “Y” in it.

So I made fondue.  Modified.  No wine, I made a roux, added a lot of milk, stirred in Gruyere and cheddar.  Weird consistency, so I whisked it a lot.  It needed a ton of salt and pepper not to be bland.  Frankly, regular cheese fondue with wine and kirsch is a ton better, but I knew that would never sell.  We ate it with crusty bread, tomatoes, cauliflower, and green peppers. And by “we” I mean three of us.  One of us ate a lot of bread and melty cheese.

Good times were had by all.  So much, in fact, that I forgot to take a picture.

Until…dessert.

Then I remembered.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Melt chocolate – mostly semi-sweet, some milk, over a double boiler, add half and half or light cream until it’s a pourable consistency.  Serve with fruit, cut up pound cake, and marshmallows.  Give children Benadryl so they sleep.

 

Critical Mass

Over the weekend my daughter turned 8.  She spent a lot of time making little signs that said, “Happy Birthday!” and sticking them to windows and doors, as if to remind us that we weren’t quite meeting her standards of celebration.  Everybody’s a critic.  I’d put the picture my brother took of her wearing the outfit her aunt got her for a birthday present up here to show you that she might actually be 17, not 8, but every time I look at it I get hives because she’s too good looking and too saucy for everyone’s good.

Yes.  I just said “saucy.”

We saw We Bought A Zoo over the weekend.  Worst title for a movie I think I’ve ever heard.  It wasn’t a movie I really cared much about seeing.  I’m not a big animal-story fan.  It’s not about animals, as it turns out.  It’s about people – and I cried seventeen times.  Every so often my son would look over at my and announce, “Oh look, there goes mom again!”  I was like the freaking Trevi Fountain, minus the filthy tourist-maimed coins.  I don’t even know if I liked it;  I know I wasn’t manipulated.  I just know it worked.

Animal print hair extensions:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope.

Temporary lip tattoos:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, yes.  I rather think so.

Yesterday, whilst dodging reminders that it was someone else’s VERY SPECIAL DAY, I got a present.  This book:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not only is the book completely spectacular – more on that later, but the giftiness of it just took my breath away.  You know how you’re just living your life, minding your own business, when these perfect people wander through your door? Out of the ordinary but sane, funky but brilliant, uplifting but grounded? And then they become your friends and your life is so much the better for having them in it – there is laughter and community and did I mention the laughter? Well…that.  Sometimes fate has other plans and when you are too good at what you do, you have to follow where your star leads – even if your star leads to New Haven, or thereabouts. So they moved, but not without taking the spirit of Wednesday Spaghetti with them.  They’ve had two of their own Wednesday Spaghetti dinners now in their new home.

This cookbook begins with an introduction written by the author that captures the absolute spirit of Wednesday Spaghetti – don’t freak out, just invite people over.  Of course, then she gives some gorgeous recipes so that the food is somewhat more impressive than boxed noodles and jarred sauce.  Maybe if I can, one week, get the numbers down under 50, I’ll rustle up a Wednesday Pork Roast (but don’t count on it).

 

Back In the Saddle…or why David Fincher needs a dope slap

New year, new leaf.

Apparently I haven’t had much to say.  I figured I should show up and say something, if for no other reason than to staunch the flow of emails and phone calls (thank you, by the way, does a heart good) checking in to make sure that I’m a) still alive b) doing fine c)you know, doing fine.   I am all of the above.  In spades. I just haven’t had anything to say.  I have no idea what that’s all about.  Mental holiday?  Dry well? Writer’s block?  Creative drought? I’ve decided not to poke at it.  I’ve also decided that it’s probably not good for me in the long run.

Here’s what else I’ve decided:  BORING.  Socrates may have said, “An unexamined life is not worth living,” but an overly examined life is only worth the examining for the person living the life, the rest of the world couldn’t give a rat’s ass.  Onward.

I haven’t been especially well read.  Or hostessy.  But that’s my goal for the time being.  It’s good to have goals.

David Fincher needs a dope slap.

I read all of Stieg Larsson’s Girl with the Dragon Tattoo novels (3), and listened to them (unabridged – I recommend this, heartily, read by Simon Vance, liked it better than reading the books, which is unusual for me, plus, listened while walking many miles, Bo-NUS). I also saw the Swedish versions of the films, of which I approve.  True to books.  Two thumbs decidedly up.

Neither here nor there.  We can debate Stieg Larsson and the trilogy another day should you wish.  Whomever you are.

Saw the American version of the film on Friday after a serious control-freak meltdown over hallway paint color and the rapidly deteriorating condition of my home which you might notice if you aren’t, say, me.  Or nuts.  Anyway, emergency Must See A Movie Instantly Situation.  Plus, Daniel Craig, so couldn’t really go wrong.  Win, win, win all over the place.

And here’s the verdict: well played Hollywood, well played, indeed.  Casting: excellent, I’m not madly in love with the choice of Robin Wright Penn as Erika Berger, but I’ll sign off on that one because I might be biased against her because she has a weird clavicle (I swear, go see it, you’ll be driven to distraction by this thing, it’s bizarre.), and also because her half sister once gave me a tube of MAC Russian Red lipstick in San Francisco that changed my life.  Mood, tone, atmosphere:  excellent.  Loyalty to book:  very good, I am totally OK with the adaptations in the name of expedience.  I never once felt like I was sitting through something I’d read/heard/watched once, let alone three times before.  I was entertained, impressed, pleased, delighted, engaged.  Hoo-freaking-ray.

BUT.

HUGE, BUT.

What, the, holy, hell, was the opening sequence about?

I mean, of all the self-indulgent, directorial, B.S., pretentious, craptastic pieces of nonsense I have ever seen committed to celluloid (OK, digital whatever whatever), this takes the cake.  It had absolutely no relevance,  artistic, symbolic, nor thematic, to the movie.  Why, oh why, was it there?

Days later, I’m still pissed about it.

Also.  The song that played during the closing credits was completely inappropriate and sucked.

The end.

 

 

p.s.  happy new year.

p.p.s. if you’re looking for something to read, pick up the Tana French trilogy, In the Woods, The Likeness, Faithful Place.  In that order.