Shhh….Mama’s Watching Her Stories

You can dress it up any way you’d like, you can give it an upper crust British accent, you can serve it up with tea and scones, you can have it delivered at the ringing of a silver bell, and you can watch it all happen from a chintz upholstered divan in the drawing room while your ladies in waiting wait expectantly in the downstairs servants’ rooms, no matter…Downton Abbey is still a soap opera.

It might be on PBS, it might be produced by the BBC, it might be written by Julian Fellowes, its widespread appeal is not its fancy pedigree or clever wordsmithery or gorgeous scenery or cinemetography, its appeal is its soapiness.  The Crawleys might as well be the Hortons or the Bradys or the Lords. 

Oh, come on, now!  We’d like to think we’re not the soap opera type, but you can’t really deny it.  Intrigue, messed up family trees with branches that cross where they shouldn’t, evil plots, bastard children, rich people with too much time on their hands worrying about what to wear to dinner, poor people who suffer injustice after injustice, freak medical tragedies, people dying in flagrante delicto, cliffhangers…it’s all there!

And that’s why we love it.  We just have to make sure everyone knows it’s Masterpiece Theater so we can admit it.

p.s.  don’t say a word about Season 2, I’m behind.

Well I Love Him More, Clearly

I’m always late to the party.

Henning Mankell’s Kurt Wallander mysteries are nothing new to the readers of serial crime novels.  And these days it seems almost trendy, or worse – trendy but slow, to read something Swedish.  Nevertheless, I’m walking out onto this limb fully aware.

Mark Lawson wrote about why he loves Henning Mankell’s Wallander series in The Guardian in 2003, you can read what he had to say HERE, but his review is a bit on the short side and somewhat unsatisfying.  There is so much more to say about what there is to love about both the novels and the unbloodyrelentlessly miserable but nonethless endearing Detective Wallander than Lawson gave up.  The mysteries are tight, the police work is fascinating, the characters are realistic and full of the itchy oddities that real people are made up of, and the grey, grey, grey Scandinavianness of it all, punctuated by the fleeting rarity of color – but not flashy red or kelly green or royal blue that Stieg Larsson gave us, but maybe, just maybe if you’re very lucky you might glimpse a sliver of teal or lavender. 

There are 11 Wallander novels, and now…behold, what joyous discovery I have made:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s almost enough to get me through my period of mourning after finishing The Wire (R.I.P. Omar).

Simplify Simplify

Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity! I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand; instead of a million count half a dozen, and keep your accounts on your thumb nail.”

I’m not a huge fan of New Year’s Resolutions, but this year I started out with a general theme of simplification.  My goal was to pare down most aspects of my life.  Clear my schedule, my house, my mind, my focus, my body, all of it.  Get rid of the excess that cluttered my literal, emotional, mental pathways and concentrate on the things I really care about and that ultimately feel the most rewarding: the dinners around the table, the time to think about some idea that has grabbed me, the comfortable and informal gatherings of friends and community.

So, you know, I decided to paint the hallways, redecorate the basement, plow through the extensive “must read” list I created, start cooking the kinds of meals I used to cook, ebay a bunch of crap in the attic, clean out my closets, refinance the mortgage, plan two vacations, train for a half-marathon, dive into a jump-start-the-creative-mind project…and then break a thumb, throw out my back, have a kid with strep, a kid with a stomach virus, and catch the Cold of the Century.

Oops.

I dusted of my “No, thanks,” and “Sorry, can’t do it” and put them back into regular rotation this past week.  I’m sticking with the reading and some of the cooking, and I have to finish painting the hallway because it’s almost finished except for one wall and that would just look weird.  Otherwise, no, thanks, and sorry, can’t do it.

But I’d love to talk to you about the books I’m reading, and you are always welcome for spaghetti.