And the Oscar Goes To…another rich white person who has already been told how awesome he/she is about a kabillion times

A thought, if you’ll indulge me for a moment.

Next year at the Academy Awards, all the hosts (who will be Sandra Bullock and Kirk Douglas if I have anything to say about it, which I don’t, but still, I should because, hello?), the presenters, the nominees, the winners, and the guests will be wearing sweatpants, t shirts – regular ones, not $200 Neiman Marcus t shirts – and no make up.  No jewels.  No done up hair. 

When a winner is announced, that person will ascend to the stage, and without further ado begin to name one person – an unknown in the world of Hollywood – but someone inspirational, someone who has done something of significant value to the community, the country,or the world over the past year.  Someone for whom the luxury of creating entertainment for a living and drawing a huge salary for such a career would be unimaginable simply because that person was too damn busy getting on with making a living and getting it all DONE: health care, education, public safety, who knows, whatever.

Those people would be dressed by stylists in clothes offered up by designers, they would be bedecked in jewels donated for the occasion by jewelers, and made up by Hollywood’s finest makeup artists before the event.

That person, that self-sacrificing real-life hero, would rise and be escorted to the stage for everyone to see and admire, and have the opportunity to offer a few words of thanks for the recognition and for the people who helped to get him/her to this place in life, and maybe even some words of encouragement or personal philosophy before being whisked off stage for the inevitable press conferences and over the top lavish parties, while the stars head home to wash up the dinner dishes, set out clothes for the next day’s work, and turn in for the night.

Grace in Small Things

The city of Detroit had to close half its public schools, in some cases raising class sizes to 60.

Maniacal dictators are having their own people killed rather than listen to the voices of history, reason, and popular sentiment and recognize that their time is over.

3.575 million worldwide die annually from water-related disease.  Consider that.  Imagine not being able to turn on a tap and give your child clean water if he/she were thirsty.

The legislative and executive branches of the United States government are so hogtied by their own devotion to the almighty lobbyist dollar that they can’t see straight.  Their politically fueled rhetoric has so inflamed their own egos that they have entirely forgotten their obligation to serve those who most depend on them.

I just saw a headline telling me that all coral reefs may be gone by 2050. 

Christchurch, a city I was in for ten minutes before declaring that it was one of two cities on the planet I thought I could ever live in, has been devastated by an earthquake.

The price of gas is about to go up (although, as Ellen reminds me, people in Europe have been paying more than twice what we in the U.S. pay for years and they’re all managing just fine – in terms of producing and driving fuel efficient vehicles, better).

And yet the headlines keep yapping at me about Charlie Sheen’s latest public rant against his producer and how he’s no longer going to be making 1.8 million dollars an episode since CBS has been forced to suspend the show because of his behavior.   Somehow this qualifies as big news.

Some days you have to choose to find the things to combat what could otherwise make the average, sane individual (mostly) throw up her hands in despair.

My students (GASP! She’s writing about her students!!!) organized themselves and created “Brownie Thursdays.”  They made a schedule and every Thursday somebody is going to bring in brownies to share.  First they polled the class to determine whether anyone had food allergies.  There was no discussion beforehand about how small gestures and simple acts of leadership and will can build community and foster belonging and therefore elevated self-concept and therefore enhanced learning.  I think I’ll let them figure that part out on their own.  After all, they came up with the brownie thing on their own, I’m sure they’ll work this part out.

Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out

I am the Arianna Huffington of not-a-blogs.

This is the Huffington Post of radio.

Or would be if it were radio, which it’s clearly not, but would be if it were.

I never heard one single person bitch about how the Huffington Post used other people’s content until she up and sold it to AOL.  Now it’s bitch bitch bitch.  For the record, I’m not bitching, I’m comparing.  That’s different.

What?

Right. Here I go.  A -thievin’.

Congress is cutting funding on everything so pretty soon you’ll turn on your radio and hear only static, turn on your taps and get only a rush of air, and turn on your television to tune into CSpan and oh, wait, they’ll still be there listening to themselves spout ridiculousness.

Just in case NPR is gone by next week, I’m trying to cram in all my NPR listening now.  As a service to you, free with your membership here at I Don’t Know What I’m Talking About Anyway dot com, I’ve culled the best of the best.  Just.  For.  You.

This is nothing we didn’t already know, but it’s so damn depressing to hear articulated as tidily as this.  The fact that the defeat of creativity of movies in Hollywood at the hands of studio marketing departments can be traced to a Tom Cruise movie makes me want to strap studio execs to chrome and leather chairs and make them watch Eyes Wide Shut on a continuous loop for four days straight.

I had the media player here, but it was gumming up the works, so you’ll have to make to do with the link…sorry

Terry Gross interviewed Twitter founder Biz Stone on Fresh Air last week and I had one of those “driveway moments,” during which I couldn’t get out of my car because I wanted to hear the entire interview.  I didn’t know a thing about Biz Stone, but I guess my assumption had been that he was a Mark Zuckerberg clone.  Wrong.  Here is the link to the transcript of the interview, but you can listen to the entire thing (almost 40 minutes) also, which I recommend, because he is a compelling guy.

Argh.  No player.  Just link.

When I was pregnant with my son, the 76ers were in the playoffs and I was obsessed with basketball.  Obsessed.  Would walk around spouting stats and arguing with people about Allen Iverson and Larry Brown like they were my besties and you wouldn’t DARE assume you knew what was going on between them.  I was ordered to go on bedrest on November 2nd.  That night the OB called my house to make sure that I was OK, not too upset, and my spirits were up.  He had to leave a message (a not-very-pleased message, by the way) on the machine because I had courtside tickets and no way was I missing that game.  Since then, I have paid attention to sports twice, both times involved Jayson Werth, who is hot.  He no longer plays for the Phillies, so it’s safe to assume that I’m not going to be spending a lot of time keeping tabs on who did what when on what field against whom.

Still and yet.

I caught this quite by accident, and knew nothing about it beforehand.  Buzz Bissinger apparently sparked some controversy last week by writing something about how basketball was losing white fans – you can listen for the details.  Kevin Blackistone disagrees.  I am always interested to hear intelligent people having reasoned and open debates about issues of race – the untouchable and scary elephant in every room, the elephant we need to talk about exactly this way yet don’t.  I don’t have a dog in this particular fight, but one thing that did catch my attention is right near the end when Bissinger – I think -  points out that younger fans can’t afford NBA tickets.  Hell, I’m 43, hardly a spring chicken, and make a good living and I can barely afford a night out at a pro sporting event with my family.  I’m completely repelled by the moneymaking machine that pro sports seems to be and feel like I’m being taken for a ride, one I can’t afford, when I do go.  My kids and I have so much more fun going to Camden River Sharks or Wilmington Blue Rocks games.

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