Hoisted By His Own Petard...or maybe it was his own pe-something else
Well, at least now the mystery of why he was talking all that foolishness about returning the stimulus money is solved. He was already overstimulated.
Ba dum bump.
Pro-gun. Anti-choice. Anti-gay everything including just being gay.Believes Believed that marriage was between only one man and one woman. Er. As long he's getting a little somethin' somethin' on the side, that is. How I love a satyr with a hankering for legislating about who has sex with whom where and when.
My favorite little bit of Mark Sanford wisdom, other than theNY Times article revealing that he's been in Argentina for a quickie, or a rather long-y as the case may be, is the press he's been getting on conservative blogs defending the nobility of his decision to go for a hike alone for a few days to clear his head and how this represents his decided lack of hubris and his fundamental good-guyness.
It's like there's no point in trying to have a career as a fiction writer; I can't make up anything this good! And gubernatorial hypocrisy and misbehavior is so much more entertaining and satisfying than Jon and his earrings like he's all urban and Kate and her embarrassing hair and their children for whom my heart breaks.
Ba dum bump.
Pro-gun. Anti-choice. Anti-gay everything including just being gay.
My favorite little bit of Mark Sanford wisdom, other than theNY Times article revealing that he's been in Argentina for a quickie, or a rather long-y as the case may be, is the press he's been getting on conservative blogs defending the nobility of his decision to go for a hike alone for a few days to clear his head and how this represents his decided lack of hubris and his fundamental good-guyness.
It's like there's no point in trying to have a career as a fiction writer; I can't make up anything this good! And gubernatorial hypocrisy and misbehavior is so much more entertaining and satisfying than Jon and his earrings like he's all urban and Kate and her embarrassing hair and their children for whom my heart breaks.
Posted by Well Read Hostess at 6/24/2009 3:01 PM 
Categories: WRH,Politics as Usual
Tags: Mark Sanford hypocrites politics
Categories: WRH,Politics as Usual
Tags: Mark Sanford hypocrites politics
If I was going to have an affair with a woman, I'd go balls-out and do it with an Argentinian too! Can you fault the guy for that? Clinton had sex with a fatty cake- I can do that without leaving the comforts of my own bed!
Give the guy credit for gumption! After all, who knew Republicans actually had sex?
(and since I couldn't see you tonight- grounded at age 39- I figured I'd at least troll your blog!)
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Here-here to Ellen's comment. Brazilian, Argentinian, Chilean, Peruvian - pretty much anything South American sounds delish. If I were the cheatin' kind, that is.
And yeah, what's with Jon's earrings? Reminds me of Kevin Spacey in American Beauty - "I always wanted diamond earrings, and now I have them. I rule!"
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Dude. I know. I was watching 'Morning Joe' this AM (don't throw anything at me, sometimes I can't help it) and Joe was going on and on about why people get into such a tizzy about extramarital affairs, or at least act all giddy because of the sudden decline of a family. And I'm like, it's the hypocrisy, stupid! These effin guys deciding what is good for whom, and why God is always on their side, taking their junk and putting it in some other woman they currently are not married to. So I'm not gleeful, far from it. I just wonder why I have to listen to these ass clown talk about gay marriage being the supposed decline of everything and meanwhile, their own union is only in perilous shape because they've made it that way.
Uh. End of rant.
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