Thursday Scary

Everything you need to know about this "lightening gel for sensitive areas" is revealed in the heading Daily Candy gave their review of the product:  BungGlow 8.




The
FAQ are not to be believed.  I must not be as efficient a time manager as I thought, because I can't for the life of me imagine a scenario in which I'd have time to consider any of the recommended uses for this product as items on my "to do" list.

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  • 6/26/2008 6:55 PM Clayjack wrote:
    Well, that is the final frontier for external beauty, right? Do they make like an ionic breeze thing for that area, too?

    I have my hair cut super short because I don't have time to be screwing with it. I don't wear makeup. I don't paint my nails. I don't shave my legs. I forget to shave my face some days. I don't shave my pits. (Though I was once persuaded to shave my junk and did NOT find the regrowth process fun. AT ALL.)
    So I have no idea how a woman squeezes in the time to do all that, and keep her poop shoot sparkly. (BTW, the review calls it a 'shooter.' No no no. Things travel with the speed of gravity down a 'shoot'. Like a concrete shoot. Things leaving a 'shooter' leave much faster. Like from a shotgun. With a similar spray pattern.)

    Ugh. I can't believe I wrote all this.
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  • 6/26/2008 6:57 PM Kelly S wrote:
    I love their tag line - "Is your wink pink?"

    Good lord, I've never even considered if my wink was pink... or purple, or green for that matter
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  • 6/27/2008 6:46 AM The Domestic Goddess wrote:
    But What's a wink?
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  • 6/27/2008 3:12 PM Kelly wrote:
    Seriously, my asshole is out of play. Stay to the front, fellas. And that way, I don't need to worry about its color. Christ!
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  • 6/28/2008 10:03 PM formerly fun wrote:
    Is your wink pink? Oh no they didn't. BTW, speaking now as an esthetician, after reading the ingredients, this will not work to lighten skin, save yourself the 50 bucks, not that you were going to, I'm just sayin'.
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  • 6/29/2008 12:13 AM magpie wrote:
    why oh why did i click through to that link? why did i need to know about that? why?
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