And for Our Next Trick, We Will Conjure Fully Formed Adult Children Out of Thin Air!
Word on the street is that the Jolie-Pitt twins have been born.
I'd write more but I'm expecting phone calls. One from Angie to tell me what the names are so I can get a jump on either praising or mocking them and one from Jen asking me to get over to her house ASAP with some tequila and a frozen Sara Lee German Chocolate cake.
I'd write more but I'm expecting phone calls. One from Angie to tell me what the names are so I can get a jump on either praising or mocking them and one from Jen asking me to get over to her house ASAP with some tequila and a frozen Sara Lee German Chocolate cake.
The names aren't bad if this is true.
Amelie Jane (after Brad's mother)
and Isla Marceline (after her mother).
Hey, anything is better than Apple and Moses--no I lie. Phinneas and Hazel are NOT better than Apple and Moses (they are not worse either).
It's now being said she did not have the twins yet.
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