Barf Bag
Posted by Well Read Hostess at 5/27/2008 10:46 PM and is filed under WRH,Politics as usual,Celebutaunt 
You know how sometimes, in quiet moments, like in the shower, in the car, or meandering through the aisles of the grocery store, you'll occasionally listen in on your own thoughts and be horrified?
One minute you are wondering whether 100 calorie packs are better for you than other food because they are, hell, only 100 calories, or if they are actually going to be the result of your untimely doom because who knows what has to go into them (or out of them) to make them only 100 calories, and the next thing you know, you are forced to confront a hard truth.
You might just be nuts.
You get that feeling that if anyone knew what ran through your spastic mind on an average day, you might lose a few friends...and perhaps sweet liberty, since you'd be locked up in a padded cell dosed with a hefty shot of Thorazine.
Take heart, dear ones. Listen to this interview with Matt Taibbi on Jon Stewart's Daily Show last night and go on ahead thinking your crazy thoughts. Take solace in the knowledge that you never tried to puke up the demons of handwriting analysis into a paper bag surrounded by people who are so much crazier than you could ever be.
Ummm. If you did try to vomit demons into a sack, and you meant to do this, perhaps this isn't the place for you. Just a suggestion.
One minute you are wondering whether 100 calorie packs are better for you than other food because they are, hell, only 100 calories, or if they are actually going to be the result of your untimely doom because who knows what has to go into them (or out of them) to make them only 100 calories, and the next thing you know, you are forced to confront a hard truth.
You might just be nuts.
You get that feeling that if anyone knew what ran through your spastic mind on an average day, you might lose a few friends...and perhaps sweet liberty, since you'd be locked up in a padded cell dosed with a hefty shot of Thorazine.
Take heart, dear ones. Listen to this interview with Matt Taibbi on Jon Stewart's Daily Show last night and go on ahead thinking your crazy thoughts. Take solace in the knowledge that you never tried to puke up the demons of handwriting analysis into a paper bag surrounded by people who are so much crazier than you could ever be.
Ummm. If you did try to vomit demons into a sack, and you meant to do this, perhaps this isn't the place for you. Just a suggestion.
Yup, psychically connected. I don't worry about those hundred calorie snacks because I eat four of them at a time thus removing the risk.
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How do I identify the deamon that makes me eat 1,000 calories worth of snacks each evening?
I've got a bag to puke that s.o.b into
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I've been getting to know my demons very well recently, thank you very much. One crazy thing: I had been resistant to this whole blog movement...don't have a logical reason for that. Laughter and company with other crazy people...that's good medicine.
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