Our Top Story Tonight: Icy Heart of Cold, Cynical Bitch Shows Signs of Thawing...A Bit.
The amount of love lost between the WRH and local news? ZERO.
The amount of sympathy and affection I feel for perky, talking head types? NOT MUCH.
The amount ofobnoxious confidence I have in my ability to judge a book by its cover? QUITE A BIT.
The amount of joy I experience everytime Lori Delgato comes on NBC 10? TONS.
I defy you to watch this woman on the news reporting on just about anything and not want her to be your new friend. I am even willing to overlook the fact that she has a little, yippy dog. THAT's how sure I am that she is as perfectly delightful as her smiley, electromagetic waves of happy that pulsate from out of my televsion indicate.
But hear me now and believe me yesterday, if this chick gets caught emailing pictures of herself in a bathing suit to married men, stealing candy from babies, or campaigning for John McCain, I am going to freak out in a big, bad way. I might even resort to writing poorly worded and grammatically incorrect emails to the manager of her station. She will have shaken me to the core. Sweartogod.
The amount of sympathy and affection I feel for perky, talking head types? NOT MUCH.
The amount of
The amount of joy I experience everytime Lori Delgato comes on NBC 10? TONS.
I defy you to watch this woman on the news reporting on just about anything and not want her to be your new friend. I am even willing to overlook the fact that she has a little, yippy dog. THAT's how sure I am that she is as perfectly delightful as her smiley, electromagetic waves of happy that pulsate from out of my televsion indicate.
But hear me now and believe me yesterday, if this chick gets caught emailing pictures of herself in a bathing suit to married men, stealing candy from babies, or campaigning for John McCain, I am going to freak out in a big, bad way. I might even resort to writing poorly worded and grammatically incorrect emails to the manager of her station. She will have shaken me to the core. Sweartogod.
So this is the lady that's replaced Alycia Lane? I'm too busy watching MSNBC to tune in to local news. Which is horrible, I know, to not tune in to Jim Gardner or Larry Mendte, especially since my husband is the grandson of a late Philly newscaster. I should be all about the local.
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