I meant to be writing something about a book with a crazy title and a recipe for some kick ass cookies...can't find the book, lost the recipe somewhere in my car...

Imagine my delight in realizing that today is Filch It Friday.  I didn't even have to go on a hunt for the filchable, because there it was, in my path, beckoning me.  I'm copying from Kathy Likes Pink, who is copying from somebody else.  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and it's very convenient for lazy scrubs like me.

What's in my bag, which is not white leather but very attractive brown leather and is huge.

This is actually kind of frightening, self-disclosure is one thing, but this is fraught with the potential for massive embarrassment!

• 1 Kashi TLC cherry dark chocolate granola bar
• car key
• hand lotion I don't much like
• bright green wallet containing the usual cards, a checkbook with my old address (I moved almost a year ago), coins but no grown-up money, and NO STAMPS, which I need today desperately
• 2 tattered pages from a magazine featuring the names of some travel narratives I keep meaning to check out of the library
• the form from the kindergarten PTA lady asking me to send food for teacher appreciation day, which I was supposed to send to school with himself today but didn't so now I have to email her and make it seem like I am more together than I am because that's what women do - WE LIE TO EACH OTHER
• 1 adorable little girl headband from these people...you want one

• 1 matchbox car of the army  jeep variety
• $74,000 in nickels and pennies
• tweezers - don't ask don't tell
• economy sized bottle of generic ibuprofen
• sudafed - the real kind - which I hoard because I am ever-so-slightly addicted to it and I actually have to drive around to different pharmacies to get it because I'm afraid of my name showing up too often in the "I have a meth lab" book
• my phone which I love and which plays Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi

• 24 clear plastic spoons...I am not making this up
• Purell and keys...together, happily
• 3 packets of Splenda that I stole from Wawa this morning

• daughter's ski school report from our vacation in Aspen
• receipt from Home Depot for the Mercedes Benz of all garbage disposals - take note:  try not to buy a house with a cesspool circa 1949
• hairbrush
• lipstick - Aveda Pomegranate Juice

• two pens
• 1 blue crayon
• two barrettes that I've been looking for for quite a while now
• a banana
  
  
  I need a nap.