The New York Times had an article in the Sunday Travel section about “nakations.”
That’s right. Luxury Naked Vacations.
I don’t get it.
I’ll Go if Clooney Goes
April 29, 2008 By 4 Comments
I Think I Feel A Sniffle Coming On
April 29, 2008 By 4 Comments
I’m pretty sure that I’m going to be very, very ill on Friday.
Maybe only between the hours of 4 and 5.
I did some research online and I’ve determined that the only thing that will help me feel better at all is watching Oprah that day. So I’m going to need to be left alone in a darkened room…one with a tv. And snacks.
Think of it: Oprah and Tom Cruise: The Reunion Tour.
I’m dizzy already.
I need to go sharpen my knives rest up for the big event.
Psssttt….Wanna Know A Secret?
April 29, 2008 By 5 Comments
I’ve discovered the key to attracting readers…put the words “Colin Firth’s penis” on your not-a-blog.
You wouldn’t believe (or maybe you would, naughty monkey) how many people have done a google search for these very words in this particular order (and in one notable case, the words “Colin Firth’s Penus” !!!) who have ended up at WRH.
I think I’m going to make a point of writing those very words once a week! Maybe this is how I can attract sponsors!
