Im Not Cat Pursun. I Luvs Doggeez.
But I could be convinced to change my mind. Have you been to I Can Haz Cheeseburger? I don't get it. But I love it.
I don't dislike cats, and I'm working on being cat tolerant because my best fake friend Cindy Guidry has a cat and chastised me for my criticism of her f-ing weird as hell long-term relationship with said cat.
FYI - my imaginary relationship with my BFF Cindy has been elevated to a higher plane. Now she frequently sits on the (closed, duh) toilet in a sisterly way and we talk while I shower in the morning. Mostly she helps me figure out what I'm supposed to be doing that day because my long term memory is ...who am I?
P.S. Cindy: You write that you are "failing as a blogger." You only have one problem here: you insist on thinking in terms of "blog." Urgh. No wonder. Hideous word. Banish it. Shun it. Better yet, invent a new word for it that I can plagiarize. And why aren't you coming to Philadelphia to read? And why have I not yet received a call that you need me to help you shop for shoes and fetch your coffee (yeah, I have no dignity left. Haven't we covered that yet? So I'm 40 and am willing to fetch coffee...don't judge. Haters.) while you become more famous than Candace Bushnell for YOUR HBO Show. You totally deserve it. She's weird. And you're a better writer. And I could use a lobotomy break from my routine.
I don't dislike cats, and I'm working on being cat tolerant because my best fake friend Cindy Guidry has a cat and chastised me for my criticism of her f-ing weird as hell long-term relationship with said cat.
FYI - my imaginary relationship with my BFF Cindy has been elevated to a higher plane. Now she frequently sits on the (closed, duh) toilet in a sisterly way and we talk while I shower in the morning. Mostly she helps me figure out what I'm supposed to be doing that day because my long term memory is ...who am I?
P.S. Cindy: You write that you are "failing as a blogger." You only have one problem here: you insist on thinking in terms of "blog." Urgh. No wonder. Hideous word. Banish it. Shun it. Better yet, invent a new word for it that I can plagiarize. And why aren't you coming to Philadelphia to read? And why have I not yet received a call that you need me to help you shop for shoes and fetch your coffee (yeah, I have no dignity left. Haven't we covered that yet? So I'm 40 and am willing to fetch coffee...don't judge. Haters.) while you become more famous than Candace Bushnell for YOUR HBO Show. You totally deserve it. She's weird. And you're a better writer. And I could use a lobotomy break from my routine.
I R also Doggee Persun. I R Not Cat LovR.
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