Drinking With the Candidates
Perhaps, at the end of the day, after the analysis, the debates, the spin, the research, this is what it comes down to: who would you rather have a beer with? Which one would be the most obnoxious drunk? The most fun? The messiest? The one most likely to end up naked with relative strangers?
Romney: Not an option for the most obvious reason...he's too boring and nobody would invite him.
McCain: Most interesting stories and after a shot and a beer he really loosens up--or maybe he's a Gin & Tonic man...
Clinton, B.: Dear god. Lock the liquor cabinet...think cackler with a clammy hand on your thigh ewww
Clinton, H.: Are those Bloody Marys or is it actually the blood of those who dared to cross her?
Obama: Sneaking a smoke out back while paying for the rounds he ordered for everyone.
*Thanks Adelle
Romney: Not an option for the most obvious reason...he's too boring and nobody would invite him.
McCain: Most interesting stories and after a shot and a beer he really loosens up--or maybe he's a Gin & Tonic man...
Clinton, B.: Dear god. Lock the liquor cabinet...think cackler with a clammy hand on your thigh ewww
Clinton, H.: Are those Bloody Marys or is it actually the blood of those who dared to cross her?
Obama: Sneaking a smoke out back while paying for the rounds he ordered for everyone.
*Thanks Adelle
KBD, No worries and I like what you've done with it, although I do maintain that it is H. Clinton cackling with HER hand on your inner thigh. And as far as Mitt goes I don't necessarily think he's dull (he is kind of easy on the eyes once you've kicked a couple back) but that as a strict non-drinking Mormon he just can't factor in. Notice I left I heart Huckabee off the list...he's not so e-on-the-e anytime, anywhere.
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The Hillary Clinton image is one that is going to have to be burned from my memory with multiple viewings of a George Clooney film. Looks like it's going to be an Oceans kind of weekend! I KNOW what you meant about Mitt (what the hell is his real name; it cannot possibly be Mitt, can it?), but I was trying to be funny. . Emphasis on trying. Perhaps I should re-write that sentence to say, I was failing to be funny. I'll try harder next time!
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Do you see how I am not cut out for not-a-blogging? I ALWAYS think you are funny and I totally missed that one.
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