Not exactly recipes and celebrities, but...
1) Democrats can throw a much better debate than Republicans - there was absolutely no fighting...incredibly lame. p.s. I'm being ironic.
2) I can't believe I watched the Republican debate.
3) And by "watch" I mean that I mostly just snorted, rolled my eyes, and hurled the occasional expletive in the general direction of the television.
4) I love the New York Times.
5) In response to a question about how much of his vast fortune he'd donated (does he get a tax write off for this? That would be weird), Mitt Romney said something to the effect of, "I don't care about the voters, I care about the people on this stage because this is competitive." Then he whipped it out and said, "So let's measure." No, OK. He didn't. I made that last part up. Still, what an idiotic thing to say. In fact, if he HAD challenged them all to a winkie-measuring contest, I think I might have more respect for him. What a twit.
6) This very strange thing happened right after the debate ended. All of a sudden my television channeled old Dynasty reruns...or at least I think it did, because there were four or five Stepford-wifey looking lollipop-headed St. John suit-wearing trophy wives up there on stage.
7) Except for Huckabee's wife, who looked a lot like I feel at most social functions. The bubble above her head would have read, "Ummm...can we go now? Michael, really. Those other women weren't very nice to me, and I just want to go home and put on my sweatpants."
2) I can't believe I watched the Republican debate.
3) And by "watch" I mean that I mostly just snorted, rolled my eyes, and hurled the occasional expletive in the general direction of the television.
4) I love the New York Times.
5) In response to a question about how much of his vast fortune he'd donated (does he get a tax write off for this? That would be weird), Mitt Romney said something to the effect of, "I don't care about the voters, I care about the people on this stage because this is competitive." Then he whipped it out and said, "So let's measure." No, OK. He didn't. I made that last part up. Still, what an idiotic thing to say. In fact, if he HAD challenged them all to a winkie-measuring contest, I think I might have more respect for him. What a twit.
6) This very strange thing happened right after the debate ended. All of a sudden my television channeled old Dynasty reruns...or at least I think it did, because there were four or five Stepford-wifey looking lollipop-headed St. John suit-wearing trophy wives up there on stage.
7) Except for Huckabee's wife, who looked a lot like I feel at most social functions. The bubble above her head would have read, "Ummm...can we go now? Michael, really. Those other women weren't very nice to me, and I just want to go home and put on my sweatpants."
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